Want to know the fastest way to elevate yourself to guru status? It’s all in the 3D ebook cover. Fake testimonials endorsing you is a close second, but putting your name on a 3D ebook cover (even if you don’t have an actual ebook) is super fast and practically guarantees that you’ll be taken seriously.

Now, after years of needing some graphic design skills, you can make your own 3D ebook cover, totally free. No expensive software, logo designers, or Photoshop skills required! It’s all online in a new Web 2.0 style web app called 3D-Pack.com.

You just upload some flat images and it makes a 3D box you can download. It’s simple enough that any non-guru can use it. I actually used this for a fake software cover in an older blog post which makes a fine example.

Best of all, there are three styles to choose from, so if you want to sell a fake CD-ROM, there’s a graphic for you too.

Just take a look at these serious covers in the gallery:

OK, OK, those were cheesy. This is about the best I could find:

And the rest were porn:

NSFW box 1
NSFW box 2
NSFW box 3
Just Plain Nasty

But whatever you’re selling, now you can be cool and get rich quick just like the gurus! The 3D cover is essential to obtaining guru status, so the sooner you use it, the better.

[2008 update - it looks like they removed the stupid, cheesy ebook covers I was linking to!]

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These days, since Adsense no longer allows images beside ads, you have to innovate and put the images behind the ads! (I mentioned this before, but this is the real deal.)

Better do it now though, because you never know when Adsense will change their terms.

If you’re looking for free Adsense backgrounds, there is only one place to go - AdClustr. I almost hesitate to mention the site, just because I’d rather keep their advice all to myself!

I think AdClustr is the perfect example of Web 2.0 + Useful Information. One of the first times I’ve seen the two combined. The best part is obviously the free Adsense backgrounds. They give you the image, the XHTML and CSS code for your site, and the Adsense color scheme!

Want some examples? Try these:

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http://adclustr.com/example/?i=45
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Pretty nice, huh?

They even have some great posts, too, like Adsense placement reviews. My favorites were Ad Integration by CSSIMPORT.com and Ad Integration by GOODWIDGETS.com. And of course, Why Pay for Adsense Backgrounds?

Normally I wouldn’t give such a glowing review even if I got paid for it, but I just love this site! Take a look, you won’t regret it.

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