I love when things happen in an instant - instant messages, instant coffee, instant price raises in Adwords, all that good stuff. These days you don’t have to wait for anything, not even riches. If you didn’t know that yet, you haven’t been on the internet long enough.
See there are a lot of people on the internet that make ridiculous amounts of money each day without even working. But they aren’t snobs, they will actually be happy to share all of their secrets with you for a measly $67. Yep, pocket change compared to how much they could make by using those secrets themselves. But out of the goodness of their hearts, they offer this advice to you, the innocent newbie.
But still, that advice usually entails a bit of work. Not much, but almost enough to break a sweat. But that’s not the case if you get Instant Adsense Templates. Instead of advice, you actually get the templates you need for a virtual real estate empire!
It would take me all day to talk about all the good things you get, so I’ll just mention one. I mean, you should be ready to buy the package already, anyway. Ok, so the one thing - you get phpBB templates! For real! And all you do is set-up a forum and you’ll get rich.
Here is how simple it is (quoted straight from the sales page, so it must be true):
If you don’t like taking the time to create quality content, and updating your website, I’d suggest starting a forum. The magical aspect of forums is that they grow on autopilot, due to user-generated content.
See! Just start a forum and it will grow on autopilot! In other words, you don’t have to do anything! Just sit back and deposit the checks. You buy the template, get the software for free, and users provide the content - could it be any easier??
There is a slight catch, though. Since Joel Comm has done all the work for you, this package actually costs $997. That seems a bit steep, but remember this: 1) You’ll be getting 5-figure Adsense checks in no time, and 2) you’re getting like $35,291 worth of free bonuses!
That’s so much stuff it has to be shipped on TWO (count em, two) CD-ROMs!
I think I’m going to buy that right… hmm… wait a minute…
Oh yeah, I almost forgot… it actually takes hard work to get rich. Oh well, I guess this package of adsense templates just isn’t for me… Not that there’s a problem with that, because I heard Adsense is dead anyway…
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