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25
Jun

Hopelessly Unvisionary Author Claims It Is Impossible to Earn a Six-Figure Income on One $47 eBook

Brand Carolyn Lee Boyd a fool, but the New England author adamantly refuses to charge anything for the download of her new ebook, citing reasons of both practicality and uncontrollable uppity integrity. Real News sat down with this frankly stubborn and “slightly” bizarre woman and had the following totally unbelievable conversation:

Q: Carolyn, you are offering your novel as a free download. Why not charge something, ideally ending in the number 7, for it?

A: Well, I can look at my market in one of two ways. First, I can assume that out of the 6 billion people on [...] Continue Reading…

24
Jun

Text-Link-Ads Back On Top of Google - What Gives?

Last year, I wrote a piece about how Text Link Ads had basically disappeared in Google SERPs, and how TNX popped up to try to capture some of the link buying/selling activity.

That post has been getting quite a few comments along the lines of:

you’re an idiot, I can clearly see that Text Link Ads is first in the Google SERPs when searching for text link ads.

And if I had just posted that article yesterday, these scallywags would be correct. But I posted that back in 2007, well over six months ago. And a lot can happen in [...] Continue Reading…

19
Jun

No Cures for Major Diseases Expected Any Time in the Near Future as Scientists Adopt Four-Hour Workweek

The recent Trends in Endocrinology: Translational Research symposium held in Berlin, Germany was quite the eye-opener in many ways. There, scientists’ biggest discovery was not under the lens of a microscope but rather in the pages of New York Times bestseller The 4-Hour Workweek.

The book, a favorite of Internet marketers everywhere, was brought to the conference by Dr. Rory B. Wang, who describes himself as “first and foremost, a free thinker” on his LinkedIn profile. Concepts of the book, which include starting up an easy-to-maintain Internet business and outsourcing all work to overseas virtual assistants for $5 an [...] Continue Reading…

18
Jun

Beware: Not All Affiliate Commissions Are Created Equal

Most affiliates understand affiliate marketing, it’s pretty simple. An affiliate is simply a commission-only salesperson. They get paid a percentage of the sale or a certain dollar amount per lead. (Even Wikipedia knows this!)

Sometimes there are multiple tiers of payments depending on volume, possible bonus commissions, lifetime cookies, recurring commissions, and sometimes a second level where you get paid for referring more affiliates. But those are just icing on the cake.

Today I’m just talking about standard commissions, keeping it simple. So to make sure you’re keeping up, here’s the basic summary:

An affiliate is a [...] Continue Reading…

13
Jun

PERKY TIME MANAGEMENT COACH “ACCIDENTALLY” BREAKS SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

Armed only with the scant knowledge of quantum physics that one can take in by skimming the texts of Deepak Chopra, high-energy time management coach Sally Squireton has caused damage to the space-time continuum, NASA officials say.

Squireton, also an amateur alchemist shaman, says she was only trying to help her clients - many of whom say there simply aren’t enough hours in a day to accomplish everything on their to-do lists.

“This is an extremely willful and selfish individual,” NASA spokesperson Remy Hodge said of Squireton. “There are laws that don’t even exist yet that she blatantly disregarded.”

Squireton is [...] Continue Reading…

11
Jun

Web Design and Coding Advice - Everything You Need to Know!

If you have been struggling to figure out proper web design and coding, anything from page doctypes to deprecated tags and title attributes, you need to watch this ‘instructional’ video!

It’s packed with more advice than most $67 ebooks, and it’s free! You don’t even have to give up your email address!

Just kick back and watch this video:

Props to Poetic Prophet and M0serious on Youtube.

And before you ask, no, this is not just a teaser to get you to buy his more expensive ebooks or attend his seminars! He explains the entire internet marketing world free of charge:

Link [...] Continue Reading…

05
Jun

Remorseful Internet Marketer Now Raises Baby Goats in Yurt

You may remember Internet guru Wendy Wolinsky (”Make ‘Em Your Captive Audience!”) from the old days — living in lavish condos on idyllic beaches and showing off her impressive bank statements at Captive Audience Bootcamp. Well, that was so last year. Today Wendy is an everyday resident of the remote Podunkius, Washington where she is surrounded by the circular walls of her modest yurt and spends her time listening to the blissful bleats of the baby goats she now raises. What happened?

This reporter had a chat with Wolinsky over a lukewarm cup of fermented goat’s milk, a natural hallucinogen [...] Continue Reading…

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