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01
Apr

My Personal SEO Firm Recommendation

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“What SEO firm would you recommend?”

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I might be able to afford some paid links. It’s just so hard to find a good SEO firm that you can trust.

First of all, there are a lot of SEO firms and individuals that have no clue what they’re doing. Second, some might know to build links, but the way they go about it is just pathetic. Third, you’re not going to find good testimonials for a good firm, because they have to keep their client list private.

So you need to get personal recommendations from friends and colleagues, and then filter out the testimonials that are based on nothing more than referral commissions. In my case, my list of worthwhile SEO firms was whittled down to just two incredible firms: Ranked Hard and Black Magic SEO.

But considering that both are great firms, we have to investigate some more. The first thing is that the Black Magic SEO site (linked above) does a great job at keeping their client list private. They are so secretive, you can’t even see their website at all!

Since I have connections, I scored a phone call with Lucy (or was it Lucifer?) from Black Magic SEO, and she assured me that they know their stuff, but their services are a little out of my price range.

So next in line, Ranked Hard. I spoke with Bradley, who seemed like a nice guy, and very intelligent. Despite their very simple formula for SEO (somehow they do it without the cauldrons,) he gave me some examples of how it worked and even a few “tricks of the trade.” And you know what, I believed him.

So, for anyone that needs a legitimate SEO firm, take a look at Ranked Hard, a true SEO firm!

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6 Comments so far

  1. Dallas Web Design on April 1st, 2008

    You forgot to mention that they have some funny SEO comics on their site site also.

  2. Andrew Flusche on April 1st, 2008

    That’s definitely a funny site you linked to. And I really like the tone and attitude of your blog. It’s a great diversion from the normal internet marketing reading.

  3. Melanie Phung on April 1st, 2008

    Wait, is this an April Fool’s joke? :)

  4. Bradley Smart on April 2nd, 2008

    Yes, we did have an opportunity to chat, and I’m glad our firm meets your very high standards, Sucker. We do try, oftentimes giving up hours and hours of sleep during the week. Even after having beds installed in the office, most of us are averaging 45 minutes of sleep a week. It’s gotten so bad, I need caffeine just to have the energy to fall asleep. Thankfully, our clients are appreciative.

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