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31
Mar

If It Doesn’t Look Like Spam, Is It Still Spam?

If it looks like spam and tastes like spam, it’s probably spam.

But what if it looks like ham and tastes like ham, could it be spam? Good question…

blog commentator

Apparently, if this “revolutionary” Blog Commentator software is any guide, spam that looks real is just fine and dandy.

This genius named Jason Thompson (whoops, maybe he’s a guru) has released some new blog commenting software that uses some screen-reading technology to actually “read” blog posts and leave thoughtful, relevant comments. Apparently it’s the same principle as contextual ad networks like Adsense.

Hey, what good would one of these sales letter be without outrageous claims?! ;)

I’ll have to rank this right up there in quality with the BuyBlogComments service.

No one is going to buy this. I don’t care if they’re “limiting this launch to the first 300 people” and the slots will most likely “fill up in 30 minutes.” I can’t even tell you how many ebooks I’ve seen where they “sold out” the first day, only to [big surprise] find an extra 1000 copies in the supply room the next day.

And that even happens when they’re selling ebooks, which don’t take up all that much space in the supply room! ;)

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4 Comments so far

  1. Dallas Web Design on March 31st, 2008

    It just amuses me the products that you can find online. Just think if hundreds or thousands of spammers were running this software… we would be awash is comment spam like we have never seen before. Thank God for Akismet.

  2. April - Gamers Basement on April 1st, 2008

    On the blogs I own I find it amazing how spammers are trying to get cleverer about their comments. The first one saying they found me on technorati is believable but when there are another 6 then it’s pretty much given their game away!

  3. Sucker on April 1st, 2008

    @April
    LOL yeah I get that too! And also “hi I’m visitor number 661″ - I’ll get about five people in a row that say they’re the same visitor number…

  4. Dave on April 6th, 2008

    Its software products like this that make the problem worse. Hope nobody buys it…

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