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25
Mar

You Scratch My Back, I Scratch Yours

As you can see, (unless you’re reading this in a feed reader, that is!) I have a new blog design! By adding all this extra junk in the header I have already shot up to A-list status!

Well, not really, but now I can at least pretend that I’m a hot shot!

And my MakeFunOfMe price is up to a whopping $3000! It’s a good value, though - a mere six times more than what John Chow charges!

I even have my own ebook! (Again, not really, because I’m still writing it, but the 3D cover graphic is the only thing that matters, right?)

But best of all, I am now a proud ScratchBack user! Yes, right there on the right is my ScratchBack widget. It’s pretty cool. By placing this one small widget on my blog, I’m hoping to sell a few links so that I can continue posting good stuff instead of shamelessly promoting $47 ebooks that are totally useless (other than a 50% commission.)

You scratch my back by tipping me $3, and you get a link right there! You won’t get any PR benefits, but if your link text is outrageous enough, some people might click through and check out your site!

I think a link like “I Don’t Know How To Make Money Online But Check Out My Make Money Online Blog Anyway” would get tons of clicks! ;)

(Our first tipper, Link Building Tips, did a good job with their tagline. Then the work at home jobs one is even better, so take some hints from these guys.)

And it’s just $3 to get a link that automatically goes to the top spot. With only five links displayed, surely yours will get noticed.

Sound good? (If so, then tip me!)

Just to be clear, you scratch my back by buying a link - I don’t actually want you touching me!

nice cold beer

Click here to buy me a beer, because damn, I need to get drunk to forget how much internet marketing sucks!


5 Comments so far

  1. Vic on March 25th, 2008

    I love it. Way nicer then the old style.

  2. Sucker on March 25th, 2008

    Thanks Vic!

    I had thought about getting a good design for a while, but kept putting it off until now.

  3. Dave on March 26th, 2008

    Scratch Back looks interesting, but if its “no follow” its probably not worth it…

  4. Sucker on March 26th, 2008

    @Dave

    Actually it’s JavaScript, so it’s like buying display advertising only; it’s not text links (despite the look) so I wouldn’t even compare the two (especially since nofollow links are worth more than most people think.)

  5. BigPappa on April 2nd, 2008

    Yes, normally I read your posts in my feed reader but I just had to click and see what the new theme looked like. Good Job! Ha ha ha… and I am glad I did. I have now seen your “Blog Crap” widget up there.

    Oh and yes, I don’t want you touching me either thank you very much.

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