Feb
My Landing Page Is Not a Turn Off
I know that my ebook is so good that I don’t need a sales letter to convince me, but others won’t know just how good it is. That’s why I had to use this landing page to explain just why you need it.
And it has worked handsomely! I’ve sold as many copies as I’ve had printed! That means my ebook sells out! I can’t even keep the shelves stocked! (I have printed a grand total of 0 copies, and I might not even have an ebook, or shelves - but you can’t argue with those stats!!)
But Skellie obviously didn’t consider my success in this landing page advice.
My bright red and blue text, with plenty of capital letters, exclamation points, and quotation marks thrown in, is the cornerstone of my ebook sales. It’s closely followed by repeating the same hype over and over.
And my testimonials bring it home. Sure, I made them up, but what good internet marketer doesn’t?
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I came back for more laughs! You should be a comedian! We both enjoy your blog.
Nice trick to advertise of your product.
That’s Funny.
I especially liked the Trump endorsement–classy!