ITILII #2: Sex, Viagra, and Top Bloggers

It’s been too long since the first post of the “I Tell It Like It Is” Series, which sure got some people fired up. If you’re not sure what’s going on, read that post along with this – basically I’m talking about bloggers who don’t know what they’re talking about.

And tonight we’re looking at the blogger I have dubbed “the viagra blogger” due to this post about the previously named pill.

Here’s what he says:

People often tend to feel ashamed talking about sex, but there is no need to be. Especially if you have an ED, Erectile Dysfunction. Erectile Dysfunction is a condition where the person is unable to develop or maintain a hard erection.

Yeah right! ED is like a web host with 0% uptime. And no one will stand for that. Be ashamed, be very ashamed!

I mean, your most important body part won’t function properly. What could be worse?

But if it happened to me, the first thing I’d do is move to one of the 100 best places for a woman over 35 to find a man.

If they’re over 35 and haven’t found anyone, chances are they have some problems that even Viagra can’t take care of. If so, they might be willing to settle for me. The granny pictured above totally wants me though, so there might be a cat fight.

And if there was, I would blog about it. Something like “ITILII #3: Sexy Older Women Mud Wrestling.” That would bring in the traffic.

Oh yeah… that reminds me, we were supposed to be talking about blogging from the beginning. Here we go…

Top bloggers. They make lots of money by telling others how much money they make. And we take it all in.

And that will continue for a while. This dude has 7 reasons why they will fall from the throne, but none of them are worth thinking about. “It’s time consuming” for example. Top bloggers are barely writing the posts anymore. They just collect the ReviewMe checks and let others guest post. Or they write super fast ramblings with horrible grammar, which can’t take all that long.

Also, “people are smarter.” Um… last time I checked, the “gurus” are still scamming newbies. And as long as newbies are still looking for the get-rich-quick solutions to make money at home in their pajamas, all authority figures will be reaping the rewards.

Just one more and I’m done… “readership is falling.” Not long ago Shoemoney and John Chow had an RSS subscriber count contest, and both blogs really increased their numbers. I might be wrong, but I don’t think a huge increase in readership counts as “readership is falling.”

I could go on, but I think you get the point…

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