Nov
Your Ad Titles Make Great Pick-Up Lines
Ever had trouble explaining your job to friends and acquaintances?
It’s easy for spammers, because everyone can relate to getting screwed over by them, whether it’s a casual email user or a professional blogger. But if you are using affiliate programs and doing PPC marketing, things can be a little more complicated.
So you have to put PPC affiliate marketing into terms that the general population can understand. Just like this…
- Your keywords get you to the bar. They let you mingle, and circulate around the room. They allow you to see and be seen, where the people are.
- Your ads are your pickup line. It’s your introduction. Your chance to make a first impression, and to create an action.
- Your landing page seals the deal. It gets the number. It takes the person home. Whatever you consider a successful pick up.
That’s a great strategy, although with most things in business, you need to adapt it to your needs, put in some hard work, and think outside the box. (Or at least have a Web 2.0 style logo.)
[Warning: Only 18+ readers should be reading anything about bars and girls.]
So here is my plan:
- Do keyword research for stuff that girls like.
- Browse Google for these keywords, keeping a close eye on the headlines used in the PPC ads.
- Go to the bar, and repeat some of these “call to action” phrases whenever I see a cute girl.
- When they get intrigued, win them over with some benefits from the landing page.
My first attempt went like this:
- Searched for what girls like, and I found HowToDoGirls, and one story was about sex and the company picnic.
- Googled for “company picnic” and found an ad for Philip & Henry magic show productions.
- Tried to pick up some girls with “Want my illusion to jazz up your party?”
- Got slapped because my drunken, slurred words came out as “Want to lose jizz when farty?”
I think that was a little too forward…
It’s OK though, because picking up girls at the bar is all about testing. Next time I’ll just try “Want 30 minutes of high-energy entertainment with me?” or “My tricks in bed make everyone laugh!” 
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Wow! An audible laugh when reading a blog! I commonly smile quietly to myself, but this was good!
Funny every time I am at a bar and I tell people that I work for a company called called big man’s land, noone thinks common sense (plus size clothing store) but rather oh an adult store or a buffet restaurant/sports bar.). Perception at a bar always changes. Thanks for making me laugh on a Sunday night.
Great post. Will visit here more often. Thanks for the info.
Can’t really relate to this post–happily married, but it sure was entertaining!