Nov
BlogCrap - A New Widget That Will Bring Tons of FREE Traffic To Your Blog
We’re launching a new service for the blogosphere today, called BlogCrap. It’s a totally new and innovative way to get tons of FREE traffic to your blog! All you do is install our blog widget and the hits will start rolling in!
Now that might not sound totally new, and I’ll admit, there are some similar services out there, but what sets ours apart is that it is honest. We only display news headlines that let you know what is really going on around here.
(See example to the left to verify.)
Since we’re so honest, we’ll just come out with the truth about our widget. Read about each of our news headlines below and see for yourself:
A blog ring with a new name is totally cool.
If you think about it, BlogCrap is nothing more than an old-fashioned web ring with a snazzy new name. This is Web 2.0 after all, and “blog ring” just wasn’t as cool as BlogCrap. Making it into one word was even cooler, and that means anyone displaying our BlogCrap widget is definitely in the “in” crowd.
Sorry about the down time, we didn’t think so many people would fall for this crap.
If you were a member of our private beta, you probably experienced some down time. Not only that, you were earning credits and we never displayed them. We’re really sorry, and it’s totally our fault, but expect it to continue in the future. (It’s because we’re displaying paid sponsor ads on all the blogs, so we never get a chance to display your site, even if you’ve earned it.)
We’ll pay you $12/hour to ban your competitors’ blogs.
The is a one-time, special offer exclusively for my existing client base. We’re totally overtaken with blog submissions and need help sorting them out, and we’ll even pay you $12/hour to help. And it’s super easy. All you have to do is click either “accept” or “reject.” It helps if you can read, but that’s not required. I know you could join and then just start rejecting blogs you don’t like or ones that are your competitors, but I trust you’ll do the right thing.
I can’t wait to sell the emails of all our members.
To sign-up, you have to reveal personal information such as name, email, blog URL, social security number, mother’s maiden name, and your father’s middle initial. Nothing out of the ordinary, just be forewarned that we will be selling this information to multiple parties, maybe even with master resell rights.
I like tampon blogs.
We only approve quality blogs into BlogCrap, but you should know that I have a thing for tampon blogs. Collecting free tampon samples is my hobby, there’s nothing weird about that.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
This deserves all the promotion it can gets, so I’ve just submited it to Sphinn, StumbleUpon and del.icio.us.
Sorry for the typos (”gets,” “submited”). The BlogCrap spirit must have affected my typing abilities.
Scary! Do Blogrush really ask for that information now to create a new account?
Blogrush really sucks
I really enjoyed reading this article. I cut out blogrush a week or so back… but that was way too long…I think for my efforts in about a month I got 12-14 visits from blog rush! Sweet…not!
I was thinking about caving in to the hype and trying out Blogrush today, but I’m glad I read this first. I have seen the light!
Internet marketing truly does suck. 
hahahaha that was freaking great!!
and blogrush is effing garbage!!
Wait a minute, what`s the rush tolaunch the blogCrap so soon ?
Why do you offer it now for free when you could wait one more month and offer it for :
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How much it will cost ? 97$ ..NO
79.99 ? No !
47 $ ? NO !!
29.49 ? NO NO NO !
JUST 7 USD, limited offer for christmas eve, Blog, RUSH in for this amazing low price, since january price will be back to normal (mean free)
”
Man, you have wasted an hist(o? e?)rical chance …
John Reese still hasn’t turned comments back on at his blog…
This is right on target. All of this sort of traffic is a waste of time anyway…/!a.!
Dude, that’s AWESOME. An ex-friend of mine who had a man-crush on John Reese told me about Blog Rush… I saw the “video”, said to myself, “Now, that’s not going to work for me… It’ll work for the top-level… It’s MLM”. I figured … Eh, can’t hurt… It’s free. Put it up, got a whopping zero hits. Guess what? I was right. When I told my ex-friend about it at the time, he was like, “DUDE, don’t you want FREE TRAFFIC!?”. I’m like, “Dude… Sip some more of that kool-aid”.
I’d buy you a beer, but I’d prefer to go stumble your post… And, so, I shall.
Thanks bjc!
Haha, great comment too
I am just speechless that is so funny. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Oh yeah….I better go take that widget off my site!
Omigosh! and i actually clicked on the blog crap
silly me. Cool stuff you got on your site, i’ll be back definitely.
LOL, that’s halarious..
Finally a site with as much sarcasm as mine!! You’re definitely at the top of the bookmark list!!