Greenpeace Translated Into Something Internet Marketers Might Understand

With the whole Blog Action Day thing taking over the blogosphere today, I can’t help but wonder how the promoters expect to reach the internet marketing crowd. Internet marketers surely control a majority of the blogosphere, and a bunch of them signed-up to take part in this long before I even heard of it.

But Blog Action Day, Greenpeace, The Nature Conservancy, National Wildlife Federation, The Sierra Club, and The Conservation Fund are all missing the long sales letters with bold fonts and yellow highlights. And we all know that’s the only way to make sales.

So I decided to write a sample sales letter template that they can try out, and here it is:

Who Else Would Like To Make An Extra $500 A Month Doing Nothing?

From the desk of Ms. Nature
October 15, 2007

Dear Friend,

It’s entirely possible to make $500 or more in just a few minutes a day. Better yet, do a few minutes of work and get paid for it forever! You won’t have to work again once you implement the system!

What’s the system, you ask?

This is no ordinary system. It’s a proprietary development we have code named “The Eco System.” Or TES for short, because that sounds cool.

It’s so cool that our members spend most of their time relaxing on sandy beaches, hiking in lush rain forests, and enjoying fresh, clean air. When they feel adventurous, they explore the polar ice caps and pet polar bears.

Want to join this elite group? Then get started today, because space is limited!

Not sure yet? Here’s some proof that we’re not total liars:

Holy crap man! That’s all I can say, as I’m totally in awe of this product. It’s a big deal. - Alan

Here’s exactly what you get when you sign-up today:

• A comfortable climate
• Preserved forest lands
• Fewer toxic chemicals

So let me ask you this… Do you want to settle for a life of wasting money, $24/gallon gasoline, smog, extinct animals, disease-ridden commercial farms, and landfills in your back yard?

Or do you want to be a healthy, wealthy, and wise DotCom Mogul?

If so, click here to get started now!

Hopefully that brings in some donations

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