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22
Jun

When Will The Booth Babes Be Doing This?

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If you’ve ever been to an industry conference or trade show or at least read about them online, you’re probably familiar with “booth babes.” That’s the term for the hot girls that hang out at booths to attract the guys!

With all the hoopla around booth babe competitions and sexism, I’m wondering how long it will take before they are using a new marketing technique dubbed assvertising.

Just imagine walking by the Azoogle booth, checking out the ‘goods’ when a babe walks by you and lifts up her skirt to reveal a “follow me to the CPX Interactive booth” slogan. That would most definitely grab my attention.

Or if you can’t afford your own booth, why not just send some of these beauties to walk around the showroom floor? Then they can accidentally drop things and bend over to pick them up.

Booth babes certainly look good, so why not make the most of it and assvertise? I don’t think you can classify it as “black hat.” ;)

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51 Comments so far... but what do you think?

  1. Phil on September 10th, 2007

    Brownhat maybe? :-P

  2. Rebecca on October 28th, 2007

    Yeah! The exploitation of women is so much fun! You’re absolutely right, women are nothing but pieces of meat, and should be branded with “assvertisements” so that everyone knows what man/group/company owns them, and here I thought that women were more than a nice piece of ass.

    I was under the misguided impression that women were equals to be valued primarily for their intellect, personality, and moral makeup, and not for how they look in a tight skirt with a corporate logo on it. Silly me.

  3. Michael VanDeMar on December 16th, 2007

    I was under the misguided impression that women were equals to be valued primarily for their intellect, personality, and moral makeup

    Squishee? Is that you..?

  4. thh on January 4th, 2008

    I was under the misguided impression that women were equals to be valued primarily for their intellect, personality, and moral makeup, and not for how they look in a tight skirt with a corporate logo on it. Silly me.

    Tis strange then, how much money women spend on wardrobe, makeup, hair, and boob/butt/face jobs just so they can stand out in a tight skirt.

  5. Sucker on January 4th, 2008

    Good point thh!

  6. Trade show displays King99 on April 29th, 2008

    Booth babes?!?! I’ve been to my fair share of conventions and have yet to come across a team of “booth babes” yet. Yes, a lot of companies want their most “attractive” face to be on display at these conventions, but I’ve never seen female supermodels being hired for an internet marketing conference. I guess it all depends on the niche of the conference whether or not the booty girls, oops I mean “booth babes” are really necessary.

  7. Mikael Rieck on April 30th, 2008

    Rebecca, surely women are more than a piece of ass, but everything has to start somewhere right? Since humans have made up their minds about another human within 5-8 seconds after meeting them the first time, I won’t do you any good if you biggest attraction is beeing kind to elderly people ;)

  8. Evan on May 18th, 2008

    Now THAT is effective advertising… I’d certain follow them to that CPX booth. ;)

  9. Sven on May 19th, 2008

    i really like “booth babes”

  10. The Baron on June 1st, 2008

    I love it. I wouldn’t mind being a sales rep for an assvertising company.

  11. Hostmonster Review on June 9th, 2008

    its good advertising.. i would look…lol

  12. search tool on June 29th, 2008

    yea well,

    I read somewhere that in a conference in LA companies were fined for this kind of stuff. Its really just high tech exploitation of women. If a product needs some titillating women to give it some hype it probably won’t go to far anyway.

    I wonder how much these high tech call girls make an hour.

    Its all a bit much

  13. Internet Marketing on September 7th, 2008

    I read this post rather late but it is still worth having a laugh to make my day. Thanks mate. – Rif Chia

  14. mIRC, mIRÇ, Türkçe mIRC on September 10th, 2008

    Good point thh!

  15. Singapore Italian Restaurant on September 17th, 2008

    This idea should start to be used in car shows where all the booth ladies start doing so.

  16. Roger Hamilton on September 21st, 2008

    This can be a great marketing idea for lifestyle products or services that appeals to the adults.
    Roger Hamilton

  17. find office space minneapolis on September 24th, 2008

    OMG – what a BEAUTIFUL post! And with a PR3, and with an “I follow” write-in? I must have died & gone to HEAVEN!!

    BTW – I don’t fall for these schemes. View my website; I can save you some BIG cash and alot of headaches.

  18. gry dla dziewczyn on September 26th, 2008

    I like very much booth babes! They are great!

  19. Trade Show Displays on October 2nd, 2008

    “Best viewed with a sense of humor” I think sums up why people shouldn’t get bent out of shape. Wouldn’t “your ad here” across the bare chest of a built guy do the same at a holiday bazaar?

  20. Downloadic on October 21st, 2008

    Ahah, very nice Assvertising :)

  21. Justin Wright on October 30th, 2008

    Haha, I love it. As soon as I clicked on your most popular posts I had to click on this one.

    Now that is advertising!

  22. Niche Mate on November 2nd, 2008

    That cracks me up! Sorry for the pun, i wish some british compaines would take the a similar approach in the UK, sure would make a boring conference a little brighter.

  23. gadgets on November 3rd, 2008

    well i cant understand what these advertisers are doing to get popularity.

  24. DJ Ste on November 3rd, 2008

    assvertising has suddenly become my favorite pass time on Google!

    Ste

  25. mr.eims @ healthaware on November 25th, 2008

    hurm.. attractive enough.. ;)

    but those booth girls st*pid enough to lower their value..

  26. Become Expert on December 3rd, 2008

    Assvertizing, what if it became known as “brown hat”?

  27. bebo whiteboard on December 16th, 2008

    lol creative way of advertising for sure

  28. money on December 19th, 2008

    they do it for advertising. Really nice way to do advertising.

  29. Iron railings in NJ on January 5th, 2009

    Great! Everybody will notice such advertisement! I’ve never seen anything like that before. I’m impressed!

  30. Funny SMS on January 18th, 2009

    I Love Booth Babes.

  31. Scott King on February 2nd, 2009

    I’m all for creative advertising, but is that health & raquet club really named “Booty Call” or is that the name of that specific advertising campaign?

    I wonder if anyone would really remember the name of the business being advertised like that, unless it was something simple and already well-known like Arby’s or Best Buy.

  32. Forex Trading Cash on February 2nd, 2009

    The new online advertising. Great.

  33. Torpedo OI on February 4th, 2009

    Assvertising – You coined this word ?
    This is very funny !!
    Just can’t stop laughing !!

  34. Columbus Movers on February 12th, 2009

    This was entertaining. And to respond to previous poster(s), using women for advertising doesn’t mean we don’t think of them as equals. If people were compelled by male assvertising, we would be using men too. It’s just a matter of what works.

  35. Today's Online Offers on March 2nd, 2009

    Beautiful women had been a part of marketing for a quite long time, everywhere we go, we can see that many advertisers put on a sexy women to advertise their products, for example godaddy.com and many other websites, this booth babes just doing it more aggressively :-)

  36. Ruby Web on March 11th, 2009

    Hahahahah! I can see why this is one of the most popular posts on this blog! It brings back memories of promo girls in hotpants, with “The Sun” emblazoned over their derrieres…needless to say the comments about where the sun shines out of were legio, and the poor ladies blushed a lot!

  37. Louisville Movers on March 17th, 2009

    Ha, excellent post. I definitely see why this is one of the most popular posts here. This is classic advertising and frankly I’m a little surprised that people were complaining (above). But I guess this kind of risque methods are effective because they’re edgy, otherwise they’d be boring.

  38. trade show display booths on March 25th, 2009

    OMG! Thanks for the laugh. I’ve heard of booth babes, butt not “booty booth babes”! I’m afraid they might put me out of a job selling trade show display booths! After all, why have a trade show display booth when you can have 10 “booty booth babes” walking around “assvertising” your company at the trade show, and as you point out, bending over on occasion… I’ve got to start looking for a new job! ~ scott :)

  39. Rotary Air Locks on April 3rd, 2009

    Hey, if it works it works, right? Kudos to whoever thought of this, it’s always the simple things that are most effective.

  40. Free DSi on April 9th, 2009

    Oh my Lord, that is really effective…wont go down well with the masses unforunately

  41. How To Videos on April 19th, 2009

    Great concept. You should trademark assvertise!

  42. Uitvaartverzekering Afsluiten on April 22nd, 2009

    Did you actually see one Booth Babe with assvertising yet?

  43. Rudetoning on May 4th, 2009

    This will not be the last time we see “assvertising”. I predict it will be something that will be used often in the future:) (I hope)

  44. papi on May 5th, 2009

    I am sorry to say, but one must have quite a low IQ if he likes such type of advertising.

  45. Affiliate Guy on May 18th, 2009

    If youre involved in the porn affiliate business youll be drowning in hot of booth babes! xD

  46. Steve Wealthy Affiliate on May 30th, 2009

    Attraction sells anything.

    If your selling to males let an attractive woman sell it to them.
    If your selling to females get a hansom man to sell it.

  47. Jacksonville Real Estate Agent on June 7th, 2009

    creative….It got me to look!

  48. gas card on June 14th, 2009

    It’s a great way to advertise, heres a personal story of mine of seeing women being used for ads. A local bar around here tried having a really hot girl outside of their place to get people to come into the bar, she basically wore shorts with a bikini top, it was summer time but eventualy the bar got complaints from the locals, who saw the woman and they had to either shutdown the advertising or she had to “put on more clothes”. Quite a shame :(

    -Randy

  49. increase website traffic on June 20th, 2009

    this is great to see. this is very creative.

  50. E Cigarette on June 25th, 2009

    What a great concept…’assvertising’ is the way forward!

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