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When Will The Booth Babes Be Doing This?
If you’ve ever been to an industry conference or trade show or at least read about them online, you’re probably familiar with “booth babes.” That’s the term for the hot girls that hang out at booths to attract the guys!
With all the hoopla around booth babe competitions and sexism, I’m wondering how long it will take before they are using a new marketing technique dubbed assvertising.
Just imagine walking by the Azoogle booth, checking out the ‘goods’ when a babe walks by you and lifts up her skirt to reveal a “follow me to the CPX Interactive booth” slogan. That would most definitely grab my attention.
Or if you can’t afford your own booth, why not just send some of these beauties to walk around the showroom floor? Then they can accidentally drop things and bend over to pick them up.
Booth babes certainly look good, so why not make the most of it and assvertise? I don’t think you can classify it as “black hat.” 
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Brownhat maybe?
Yeah! The exploitation of women is so much fun! You’re absolutely right, women are nothing but pieces of meat, and should be branded with “assvertisements” so that everyone knows what man/group/company owns them, and here I thought that women were more than a nice piece of ass.
I was under the misguided impression that women were equals to be valued primarily for their intellect, personality, and moral makeup, and not for how they look in a tight skirt with a corporate logo on it. Silly me.
Squishee? Is that you..?
I was under the misguided impression that women were equals to be valued primarily for their intellect, personality, and moral makeup, and not for how they look in a tight skirt with a corporate logo on it. Silly me.
Tis strange then, how much money women spend on wardrobe, makeup, hair, and boob/butt/face jobs just so they can stand out in a tight skirt.
Good point thh!
Booth babes?!?! I’ve been to my fair share of conventions and have yet to come across a team of “booth babes” yet. Yes, a lot of companies want their most “attractive” face to be on display at these conventions, but I’ve never seen female supermodels being hired for an internet marketing conference. I guess it all depends on the niche of the conference whether or not the booty girls, oops I mean “booth babes” are really necessary.
Rebecca, surely women are more than a piece of ass, but everything has to start somewhere right? Since humans have made up their minds about another human within 5-8 seconds after meeting them the first time, I won’t do you any good if you biggest attraction is beeing kind to elderly people